
I’m experiencing nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea…
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You might want to move some of that hair from the back to the front of your head. Also, dye it cuz salt & pepper just doesn’t work on you. Also, shave.
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Squint and you’ll simultaneously see a terrorist and a gypsy. Apologies to the .001% of my readers whom I may have just offended.
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This whore needs to at least get to the box if she ever wants to charge more than $5 a pop
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New from PopeProductsâ˘, GuiltStamps! For when you want your clients to feel guilty as they take you from behind.
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