Welcome to Tragically Hetero. I got tired of seeing heterosexuals flaunt their disgusting lifestyles in public. So now I’m going to post pictures of them online. And we can all point and laugh.

This blog is supposed to be fun, not a place for political discourse. Be offended, shocked, and disagree with it all you want. Just do it in your own head. Nobody here wants to hear it. Seriously.

Though our website’s name suggests otherwise, we make no presumptions of sexual preference for anyone who appears in the pictures we post. That being said, what kind of self-respecting homo wears carpenter jeans?

If you find yourself tragically posted on this website, and don’t want to be, we’ll respect that. Just e-mail us with a link to the post and we’ll take it down.

Also, we do our best to make sure everything we post is either fair-use, open domain, or properly licensed via creative commons. We also link to our sources. Regardless, if you own the copyrights to an image (and can prove it), and want us to take down our copy, contact us and we’ll comply with your request.

Please feel free to submit any content you think would be good for our site, we’ll take a look at all your submissions. Just be sure to keep it safe-for-work.