
Husband: “This kid’s trying to escape again.”
Wife: “I want pizzzzzzza!!”
Kid: “FML”
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Oh man… white people throwing gang signs makes me lol. I’m going to assume they’re spelling out P. B., and that it’s short for Peanut Butter.
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I don’t even know where to look first, and even if I did I would still be scarred for life.
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