
The ass-to-face ratio is just completely off.
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You might want to move some of that hair from the back to the front of your head. Also, dye it cuz salt & pepper just doesn’t work on you. Also, shave.
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I don’t even know where to look first, and even if I did I would still be scarred for life.
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